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What happened during Projects 29 to our current ones!
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VoVillia
Travis
Charles
VC-Central System Computerizing Operation Spectra Systematic Controlling Engine a.k.a. Cossie
Servo1
Servo2

Cossie: Starting centralized security system on date of transmission on testing site for VC-0030

Date-October 5th, 2008 AD

Time-12:39 AM Eastern Time Zone Untied States (EST)

Site-2.45 miles outside of St. Petersburg, Florida

Commencing saved images
Image 1-2:59 PM EST, 2 days before record date
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Charles: ok first image found on this record, anything else bossman?

VoVillia: see if the newer files contain anything about the VC-0030, looks like the first image is left over from the VC-0029 project

Travis: ok, checking background imaging in record keep

Cossie: Searching for VC-0030 in Keep 432534

Dates-September 29th to current

No images found.............

Retry (Y/N)

Charles: Travis, what ya did this time!?

Travis: Nothing.......

Charles:............

Travis: Oh no, I forgot to defrag the central unit hard drives!

Charles: Travis!!!!  Cossie can hold up to 500 Petabytes!!!  Do you know what you have done!

Travis: Gave Cossie a heart attack?

Charles: No! All unused files are gone!  Including the VC-0030!!

Travis: I thought the servos........

VoVillia: No Travis, the Servos are not the issue.  They are only here to assist me, not to assist you.  Got that?

Travis: Right, sorry Mr. VoVillia

Charles: So bossman, what do we do now?

VoVillia: Do a background check in the system re-route files

Charles: Huumm, what is this?

Cossie:  Found 7 images containing the VC-0030

Charles: I found it!

VoVillia: Good, process now, Cossie

Cossie: Configuring data entry for accessed files/images

ERROR-Image or files can not be read, maybe due to a proxy issue in sectors 4k, 23h and swap files der4 and ert66

Errors in (7) files

Image 2-4:21 PM EST, 1 day before record date
Image 3-4:25 PM EST, 1 day before record date
Image 4-4:44 PM EST, 1 day before record date
Image 5-5:09 PM EST, 1 day before record date
Image 6-5:17 PM EST, 1 day before record date
Image 7-12:48 PM EST, Record date
Image 7-3:00 PM EST, Record date

Charles: My mistake, Bossman

VoVillia: I will ask the Servos.  Servo1 and Servo2 what do you have?

Servo1: No input on VC--0030

Servo2: No input on VC--0030

VoVillia: How pointless!!  Can this day get any worse!?

Travis: I'll go make Lunch

VoVillia & Charles: NOOOOO!!!!!

1 Week Later......

VoVillia: Travis what are you doing!?

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Travis: o-dang!

VoVillia & Charles: ........................

Travis: I'm bored, what can I do?

Charles: well, for starters, stop acting like a baby when the bossman is around!

VoVillia: well put Charles

Charles: really, thanks!

VoVillia: well, VC-0031 is not done yet, want to know why!?

Travis: the car has no gas?

Charles: ok, now bossman looks mad...

VoVillia: TRAVIS, THE CAR IS FINE!!!

(Travis hides in a near-by car)

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VoVillia: I'm not going to even bother

Charles: well what needs to be done with the VC-0031, bossman

VoVillia: the car is done, but I want to see how this looks to you?

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Charles: ugh..umm. WOW!!

(VoVillia covers his ears as Charles yells in excitement)

Charles: sorry, bossman

VoVillia: .................Well, everything seems to be done here, cossie, load info on VC-0031

Cossie-Commencing file transfer of VC-0031 "2005 Ford GT"

VoVillia: now as this is being done, I will go draw up some bluebrints, keep both eyes on Travis while I am away

Charles: sure bossman

3 Days Later...

VoVillia: everyone, I have something to show you all!

(everybody goes outside)

Everyone except VoVillia: WOAH!!

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VoVillia: I want all of you to sit in the car and drive it!

Charles: I called it, I drive

Servos 1 & 2: Thank God

(All 4 of them pile into the car)

Charles: who is that?

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Travis: Cool, it's the GT!

Charles: I wonder if she is available later?

Servo 2: all I see is a Simlish-Being and a automobile?

VoVillia: Charles, this is not the time for that!!!

Charles: sorry, Time to drive this ride!

(Only Charles is left in the VC-0032)

Charles: ok time to go!

Travis: ooo................(BONG!!!)

(Charles flies out of the car)

Charles: that wasn't funny Travis!!!

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Later that Day..


Charles: oooo, this is nice, nicely done, bossman

VoVillia: thanks, and good to hear the car is good!

(Travis returns)

Travis: oh-o

Charles: (Running towards Travis) so you think that is funny, huh!!?

(Servo 1 stops Charles)

Charles: ok, ok, let me go!

Servo 1: this is not time to fight!

Travis: I am going to hide..............

Charles: so now what, bossman?

VoVillia: cossie, input VC-0032

Cossie: inputing data....pelase wait, VC-0032 "2007 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX MR Edition, process completed

VoVillia: Charles, come with me, we are going to the main HQ

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Charles: ok, bossman

(VoVillia & Charles are now entering the VC-HQ Lab)

Charles: so, what do you have planned, bossman?

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VoVillia: I don't know, I usually come here to find some old blueprints to reference to, the only way to find out more on VC-0033, whatever that may be....

Charles: when will that be, bossman

VoVillia: only time will tell................

FIN
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#2
hehe, funny. Definitively some interesting stuff!
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#3
That's a fun read! Thanks for sharing it!
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#4
PART II

2 Days later

(Travis Enters then Charles)

Travis: ow!  What is that?

Charles: What? I hope you didn't break anything

Travis: I'm fine, its just..........

Charles: not you the car

Travis:...............

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Travis: The car looks funny

Charles: you look funny

Travis: not funny

Charles: yes it is hahahah!!

VoVillia: what are you two doing, this isn't the fun house!!!

Travis & Charles: sorry

VoVillia: I see you found my new car

Travis & Charles: !!!

VoVillia: Travis, go test it, Charles, in my office now!!

Charles: Ok.........

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Charles: ok, what I do now?

VoVillia: Nothing, I need you do to me a favor

Charles: sure bossman, umm what?

VoVillia: Drive this car to this place on the GPS

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Charles: Ok, I will be back soon!

VoVillia: Ok, good luck!
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#5
Nice, a E-Series...
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#6
PART III

1 week later...

VoVillia: good afternoon everyone!

Travis & Charles: Afternoon!

VoVillia: so how are we today?

Travis: GAAAAHHHHHH!!

Charles: you big head, don't shout in my ear again, or I will...

VoVillia: Charles!

Charles: sorry, what is wrong with you Travis?

Travis: biggy Truck!

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VoVillia: oh that thing, I had some friends in France that needed help with something and I worked with them on this ride!

Charles: so that's where you have been for a whole week, the ride looks awesome!

VoVillia: thanks, and it ain't that big, when I went with Charles to the HQ last week, I got some old blueprints from a year ago, some stuff that I never thought would ever be made, but I had some ideas, we will wait and see

2 DAYS LATER

VoVillia: I got these 2 done!

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Charles: nice!

Travis: (runs outside) where, i don't see anything?!

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Charles: I swear you are so dumb!

Travis: ............

VoVillia: (points to Travis) go test it!

Travis: who?

(VoVillia & Charles throws Travis into the truck)

BAMM!

Travis: Owwww!

VoVillia: go test, NOW!!

Travis: ahhhh!  Ok OK!!!

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NEXT DAY

VoVillia: ok finished!

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Charles: hey bossman.....woo what happened to that car?

VoVillia: what?

Charles: didn't that guy from up north make this ride, then you go and take the top off, nice job, it looks awesome!

VoVillia: oh thanks

(Travis running and yelling towards VoVillia & Charles)

Bong!

(Travis goes airborne and lands in the convertible)

Travis: oooouucchhhh!!

Charles & VoVillia: maybe you'll think twice of running!

VoVillia: go test!!

Travis: grrr, fine

Charles: oh look, Travis does have a mad face

Travis: .................

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2 DAYS LATER

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Charles: Hey Travis, where did that car come from

Travis: Mr. VoVillia made it this morning

Charles: of course, I missed it, so where is bossman?

Travis: out of town, he said he will be back with some rare prototype blueprints

Charles: where???

Travis: De Riot

Charles: where in the freak is that?

(Travis pulls out a map)

Travis: here, next to Pon Tia C

(Charles swipes Map)

Charles: YOU CANT READ A DANG MAP!!

Travis: huh?

Charles: this is Detroit...and this is Pontiac, I should hope this map turns into a titanium block so i can drop it on you!

Travis: RUN!

FIN

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PART IV

2 DAYS LATER

VoVillia: I'm back!

[Image: 85eabbe9.jpg]

Travis: nice!

Charles: yeah, where did they come from

VoVillia: I made them back at Detroit, then got them airlifted here!

Charles: very nice! What is your big plans with those blueprints?

VoVillia: well I will tell you what Charles, I want you to make a all-way rear axel system, like they have on semis

Charles: oh ok, sure thing Bossman

4 DAYS LATER

VoVillia: well lets see, Travis you test this one and Charles test this one!

Travis & Charles: Ok!

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VoVillia: very good, we will test these cars later on!

2 DAYS LATER

VoVillia: ok I have an issue with this car, so I called a specialist to fix these dang headlights, but tell me how the car is?

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Charles: I like it!

Travis: wheres the lights?

Charles: man you're dumb

VoVillia: anyways, I made this ride too, and it is fully functional

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Charles: nice one!

VoVillia: I need that rear axel within the next 2 days, Charles

Charles: make it 1 day, i think it is ready by then, Bossman

VoVillia: that's the spirit, Travis you can learn some things here

Travis: .........

THE NEXT DAY

Travis: I got a phone call from he Headlight guy, he is in the hospital and he said that he will be better next week

VoVillia: oh boy, well Charles, is the.......

Charles: rear axel you wanted done? yes it is!

VoVillia: goooood!

(VoVillia pops in axel system in mysterious thing under a giant car cover)

Charles: what is this thing, it has 6 wheels!?!?

VoVillia: yes, and if you keep your mouth shut you can test it tonight!

Charles: yes, finally i get to drive something cool!

VoVillia: what!?

Charles: nothing

VoVillia: ok, done, go play with it

Charles: this is going to be fun....ow gahhhh, its cold out here!!!

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2 DAYS LATER

VoVillia: I am back from Australia, and I got a new Truck fully done and tested, sorry guys

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Travis: aww man...

Charles: who cares its awesome!

Travis: but I wanted to.....

Charles: nothing, but this is soo awesome Bossman!

Travis: can I at least...

Charles: finish a sentence?

Travis: ye...

Charles: nah, why there is no fun in that

Travis: ..........

THE NEXT DAY

VoVillia: ahhh, another modification done, time for a na-....for the love of Goop, Can't I sleep without Travis getting ran over!

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VoVillia: Dang it Charles!

Charles: Like I would really run him over

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Travis: yes

Charles: then get out of the road, you Billy Joe Armstrong Impersonator!!

Travis: a what?

VoVillia:...... I need a nap

FIN
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